You’ve spent all day dodging the sudden influx of creepy dudes sliding into your DMs. Thanks, pandemic! You deserve something refreshing and relaxing that doesn’t say things like, “hey gurl, wut u doin’?” or ask for unsolicited pictures of your cat (they are requesting pics of your cat, right?). You grab your citrus CBD bitters and you go to town on a G&T that’s the size of Ina Garten’s giant cosmo cocktail. You toast Ina as you bring that liquid version of a chill pill to your lips. With one sip you whisper, “F*ck you, 2020.” Life instantly feels better.