For all those dates who’ve ghosted but still watch your Insta stories. For all those terrible virtual dates you wasted your time on (luckily, you didn’t have to put on pants). Look, we know you wanted a zombie apocalypse but all you got were zombie dates. Consider our CBD-infused coffee bitters your excuse to drink before noon (we know you didn’t need an excuse this year but go with us). Enjoy a relaxing buzz while you sip your latte or classic Old Fashioned. Also pairs nicely with swiping left (or right), dealing with politically-stubborn relatives, and telling that last zombie to bite the dust.